I wanted to write a killer hook and laugh-out-loud rollercoaster of an article today, but I am not and my funny bones are achy and creaky and if I overdo it, I’m gonna throw out my frontal lobe…
So we will do the tl;dr thing and get straight to the point.
If you watch it, which is 2 mins and change, and you don’t want to install Mouse Whisperer on your store, then you should seek medical attention immediately… prolly a stroke.
// there's a video here — watch on substack
Ok, ask questions or something in the comments.
- Shep