I wanted to write a killer hook and laugh-out-loud rollercoaster of an article today, but I am not and my funny bones are achy and creaky and if I overdo it, I’m gonna throw out my frontal lobe…

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So we will do the tl;dr thing and get straight to the point.

If you watch it, which is 2 mins and change, and you don’t want to install Mouse Whisperer on your store, then you should seek medical attention immediately… prolly a stroke.

// there's a video here — watch on substack

Ok, ask questions or something in the comments.

- Shep