Welcome to The Real Heroes of Ecommerce!

We'll be the Alfred to your Batman,
the Q to your 007,
or, at least, the Artie to your Pete...

Great Minds Think Differently

It is beautiful, but sometimes annoying, to watch how our customers, the real heroes, think so differently, shop in such wildly unexpected ways, and reason with the logic of an MC Escher drawing.

But that is ecommerce, and while it feels like herding clouds, we love it. Because when we figure it out, it rains. And when it rains, it pours. So be the hero you are meant to be, and join forces as we navigate ecommerce together...

COHORT: The Customer Journey App

We turned the idea that spawned the real heroes of ecommerce into a Shopify app

The Idea:

We would all be better off listening to our customers instead of listening to the talking heads of ecommerce. Because the psychology of your customer, and their behavior, is unique to your businesses, so following some rando' advice because it worked for them is a recipe for mediocrity.

The App:

A two-way conduit to talk with and listen to customers based on "cohort" attributes. The smart targeting allows us to get poignant answers because the questions are crafted for particular cohorts and not the usual spray-n-pray method of traditional surveys.

The Bonus:

We built an analytics tool within the app to get insights from the customer journey that leads up to each purchase. It drastically cuts out the white noise of analytics platforms that shove it all down your throat at once.

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$100.00

This is the Cohort App Demo... shirt not included.
$100.00

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